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lamebot asked: *telll me something good!* ~waow woaaoaooooww~ *tell me tell me tell me. tell me that you liiiiiikee iitttttt yeahhhhhhhhhhh*
You have a long historic career spanning many years within “just getting me”.
I’ve been waiting for this match for so long.
(if anyone else has an android phone, feel free to download wordfeud for free and challenge me to a match by searching ‘iwearthecape)
I have something to discuss with you guys.
I know you won’t believe me, but what I’m about to tell you is the truth. I’ve studied it, I’ve done the research, and I’m here to give you the twist ending on something we love.
Ladies and Gentlemen: Deena Cortese (the newest Jersey Shore cast member) doesn’t exist.
Hear me out.
In Season 1 and 2 of Jersey Shore, Snooki’s always been a character. Crazy personality, too much alcohol, and always down for fun. At times though, she’s had emotional instability throughout the seasons. Take for instance the time she stayed up alone to draw pictures of everyone on a Calendar. Or the time she was rejected by Mike “I’ll fuck anything that moves no matter “The Situation”” Sorrentino in Season One for sex. Not to mention the countless beatdowns from the hands of drunken gym teachers, random grenades, and The Staten Island Dump herself, Angelina.
The turning point was the last episode or two of Season Two, where Pauly D snapped on her. Pauly, who never was without a smile, sent his first TV rage her way.
I think this broke something inside of Snooki.
So then she created Deena. Yes, created Deena. Think about all the scenes with Deena in them. Same size as Snooki. Better body (not by much), better looking (again, not by much), more hyped to fight Sammi, more confident to try having sex with her roommates, she even doesn’t feel alone when she’s drunk late at night and Deena always agrees with her. The cast then realizes she’s had a tough time and play along with her, granting Snooki her own Tyler Durden in the form of Deena.
Deena’s everything Drunk Snooki wants to be. Someone who can get naked at any time. Someone who stands up for herself. Someone who doesn’t get punched in the fucking face.
Will we see Snooki stand for herself like The Narrator did in Fight Club? Will she punch herself in the face through the house and shoot the back of her throat out? Maybe.
But we can all be assured that our world ends with Snooki & The Situation holding hands, watching on.
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To reinforce the fact that I don’t care to earn “cool points” or to keep up a perception that I care what people say, i’m posting this video.
It’s. Just. Catchy.
It’s like audio mono.
This is ONLY like this because it’s hard to find 1366x768 wallpapers. Not that I totally object to it.
Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
Because I can.
So since a certain someone didn’t get my text from earlier, i’ll just leave this here for you guys (and her).
