My name is Matt, and I’m The World Heavyweight Champion Of Awesome. AIM : iwearthecapeTumblr (3.0; @iammattjordan)http://iammattjordan.com/<span id="video_player_23723323640">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_23723323640",'http://iammattjordan.com/video_file/23723323640/tumblr_m3trm2OWWS1qgwi7t',400,225,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m3trm2OWWS1qgwi7t_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m3trm2OWWS1qgwi7t_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m3trm2OWWS1qgwi7t_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m3trm2OWWS1qgwi7t_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m3trm2OWWS1qgwi7t_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aquickalias.tumblr.com/post/23705161173/team-artemis-goldinmyheadx-machistado" target="_blank">aquickalias</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://team-artemis.tumblr.com/post/23702679344/goldinmyheadx-machistado-musafeer" target="_blank">team-artemis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goldinmyheadx.tumblr.com/post/23674690174/machistado-musafeer-farhaaan" target="_blank">goldinmyheadx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://machistado.tumblr.com/post/23586523167/musafeer-farhaaan-janinanicole-jay" target="_blank">machistado</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://musafeer.tumblr.com/post/23583739685/farhaaan-janinanicole-jay-pharoah" target="_blank">musafeer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://farhaaan.tumblr.com/post/23583468838/janinanicole-jay-pharoah-impersonating-will" target="_blank">farhaaan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://janinanicole.tumblr.com/post/22815939501" target="_blank">janinanicole</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD.</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD.</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD.</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD</p> </blockquote>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23723323640http://iammattjordan.com/post/23723323640Fri, 25 May 2012 03:06:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g2ehdAoT1r0yq4zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23680224530http://iammattjordan.com/post/23680224530Thu, 24 May 2012 14:11:57 -0400eternal sunshine of the spotless mind<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ziylJ2gZ1qzuaw7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ziylJ2gZ1qzuaw7o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23602913734http://iammattjordan.com/post/23602913734Wed, 23 May 2012 06:35:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fsnepFeC1qzq4mdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iamalfff.tumblr.com/post/23553741882/russell-westbrook" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">iamalfff</a>:</p> <blockquote><h3 class="r"><em>Russell Westbrook</em></h3></blockquote> <p></p>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23554596058http://iammattjordan.com/post/23554596058Tue, 22 May 2012 14:47:10 -0400Russell Westbrookokcokc thunderoklahoma city thunderbasketballnba<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49wv5brR11qa9wmko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23554558520http://iammattjordan.com/post/23554558520Tue, 22 May 2012 14:46:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4bt4sH4xi1qm5obqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://actionjacksonlovesbbq.tumblr.com/post/23511189185" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">actionjacksonlovesbbq</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>You guys read the Drew Magary GQ thing? Kid’s a punk.</p></blockquote>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23511820142http://iammattjordan.com/post/23511820142Mon, 21 May 2012 20:20:42 -0400sportsbasketballselena gomezjustin bieber<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4e8d1tpdf1qznfago1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lamebot.net/post/23502406697/ive-never-claimed-to-be-a-nice-person-because-i" target="_blank">lamebot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i’ve never claimed to be a nice person. because i fucking know better.</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4e9dov85j1qz72w5.gif"/></p>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23503984890http://iammattjordan.com/post/23503984890Mon, 21 May 2012 18:34:46 -0400iammattjordan<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4czm9ZaDs1qgaktlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4czm9ZaDs1qgaktlo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4czm9ZaDs1qgaktlo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4czm9ZaDs1qgaktlo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4czm9ZaDs1qgaktlo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4czm9ZaDs1qgaktlo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>The Avengers action figures to be released in December (<a href="http://kotaku.com/5911846/these-avengers-action-figures-look-so-real-youll-think-theyre-tiny-actors" target="_blank">x</a>)</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4czj7ix3k1qfdbi2.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23480536497http://iammattjordan.com/post/23480536497Mon, 21 May 2012 10:43:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cbs8MxGC1qz6l95o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Whenever I really need to discuss life with deep and meaningful insight, I go to my turtle. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23439032636http://iammattjordan.com/post/23439032636Sun, 20 May 2012 17:31:20 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/23401754598/tumblr_m4akmptVOH1qdj6oi&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://goosetavo.tumblr.com/post/23376454484/breakfast-syrup-kreayshawn-ft-2-chainz" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">goosetavo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Breakfast (Syrup) - Kreayshawn ft. 2 Chainz</strong></p> <blockquote> <p><em>I’m-I’m-I’m-I’m hungry, hungry for this money. Call me Kreay Hefner; Playboy Bunny. Got that juice, cheese, bread - breakfast. Stackin’ dough - breakfast.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Kreayshawn releases the new single off of her debut album, <em>Somethin’ ‘Bout Kreay</em>. The self-directed music video drops this Monday - 5/21/2012</p></blockquote>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23401754598http://iammattjordan.com/post/23401754598Sun, 20 May 2012 03:15:19 -0400kreayshawnmusic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49pqiTXB91qcervwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23352489949http://iammattjordan.com/post/23352489949Sat, 19 May 2012 11:27:14 -0400communityexactlycharlie mcdonnelldanharmon: Kids:  A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what...http://iammattjordan.com/post/23352026989http://iammattjordan.com/post/23352026989Sat, 19 May 2012 11:18:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9nu6slhw1qzqbv0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9nu6slhw1qzqbv0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9nu6slhw1qzqbv0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9nu6slhw1qzqbv0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9nu6slhw1qzqbv0o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9nu6slhw1qzqbv0o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9nu6slhw1qzqbv0o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9nu6slhw1qzqbv0o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9nu6slhw1qzqbv0o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23295705936http://iammattjordan.com/post/23295705936Fri, 18 May 2012 12:47:00 -0400Ryan ReynoldThe Brady BunchgiflolQuality blogging<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39vnb76lp1r03eggo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39vnb76lp1r03eggo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39vnb76lp1r03eggo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39vnb76lp1r03eggo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23283311275http://iammattjordan.com/post/23283311275Fri, 18 May 2012 05:33:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m478t6lVf31qz6l95o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hanging out with one of my favorite people ever, the always so beautiful @nuckin_futz . (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a> at Umi Sushi + Tapas)</p>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23273230120http://iammattjordan.com/post/23273230120Thu, 17 May 2012 23:39:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m454rwkxWc1qz6l95o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I had to go through the backdoor, but Flipboard For Android is amazing. #notatallintheplaystoretilltheendoftheyear (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23196478892http://iammattjordan.com/post/23196478892Wed, 16 May 2012 20:16:43 -0400notatallintheplaystoretilltheendoftheyear<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m429rr5YPe1qbpwzeo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23190588275http://iammattjordan.com/post/23190588275Wed, 16 May 2012 18:56:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zudfm3cN1qlsbm0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zudfm3cN1qlsbm0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zudfm3cN1qlsbm0o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zudfm3cN1qlsbm0o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abbyisnotgabby.tumblr.com/post/23187837058/camille-leblanc-bazinet" target="_blank">abbyisnotgabby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Camille Leblanc-Bazinet.</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44zskAlB31qz72w5.gif"/></p> <p>Hi.</p>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23188665698http://iammattjordan.com/post/23188665698Wed, 16 May 2012 18:29:19 -0400fitspo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m425sjmhNj1qkqkzuo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m425sjmhNj1qkqkzuo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23103809114http://iammattjordan.com/post/23103809114Tue, 15 May 2012 10:26:58 -0400how i met your motherhimymbarney stinsonrobin<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42hg4gmoG1qarqrxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><small><em>The Halloween we decided to go as <strong>The Breakfast Club</strong> but failed to coordinate our costumes!</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://iammattjordan.com/post/23103588860http://iammattjordan.com/post/23103588860Tue, 15 May 2012 10:19:36 -0400how i met your motherhimymthe breakfast clubminebarney stinsonrobin sherbatskyted mosbylily aldrinmarshall eriksenbender