I Am Matt Jordan.

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   Every magazine your girlfriend ever read…..f*cking amazing.

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    I don’t care if this is old.

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    SEXY TOUCH: TICKLE HIS PROSTATE WITH AN EGG BEATER LOSE 30 LBS FAST! CHOP OFF YOUR LEG!

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    I’m sorry… but cupcakes are amazing in bed…. HAHA!

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    “i had to pay for my own drink”

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    “you’d blow a baboon”

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    Damnit! There’s no summer hair styles in this? Now how the hell do I leave the house, omg, you’re so INSENSITIVE OMG.

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    Isn’t it just. I love this even though it makes me feel like a moron for falling for it every month *said whilst...

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    Yeah, we have this one at my job. Pink is on the cover this month along with word “orgasm” in giant letters....

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    I’m dying. this is great!

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