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My name is Matt, and I'm The World Heavyweight Champion Of Awesome.

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bisforpiano:

iammattjordan:

GPOYW - I don’t always blog, but when I do, I prefer Tumblr (Taken with picplz at Harvest Wine in West Hartford, CT.)

I don’t always reblog with a picture inserted, but when I do, I make damn sure that it’s a picture of me accidentally grabbing a cardboard cutout’s crotch.

WELL PLAYED.

And damn. I didn’t realize you were tiny.

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  1. iammattjordan reblogged this from bisforpiano and added:
    WELL PLAYED. And damn. I didn’t realize you were tiny.
  2. bisforpiano reblogged this from iammattjordan and added:
    make damn sure that it’s a picture of me accidentally grabbing a cardboard cutout’s crotch.
  3. noelp said: LMAO iammattjordan = the most interesting man on Tumblr
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