My name is Matt, and I'm The World Heavyweight Champion Of Awesome.
AIM : iwearthecape
- Saying goodbye to someone and it doesn’t go through because they already signed off
- Waving to someone that doesn’t see you
- People handing me religious pamphlets that I’ll just feel guilty about when I throw away
- People that bring 400 items to a self service machine and then need 10 minutes to bag it themselves
- When Dr. Suresh has super strength, but struggles to carry Ando out of a hospital and needs a wheelchair to do it
- This season of Heroes for that matter
- People that hear Nickelback on the radio and don’t immediately turn it off
- Nick Cannon
- When I burn a bagel
- Angry retail/fast food employees
- Quiznos
- Anyone that understood “Twelve Monkeys”
