Thanksgiving Conversations With Mom
Me: Hey, when I come back Monday, I’ll bring the new Hookah I’m getting Friday night!
Mom: Can you put weed in it?
Me: What?
Mom: Can. You. Put. Weed. In. It?
Me: Well yeah I guess.
Mom: Good!
Me: I’ll bring it then I guess?
Mom: You probably want to smoke that Hookah stuff in it.
Me: … well yeah, that’s kind of what it’s meant for.
Mom: Well I don’t smoke that shit.
Me: It’s better than cigarettes and you smoke cigarettes!
Mom: But it’s not cigarettes.
Me: …
Mom: I’m not doing it if I can’t get fucked up on it.
Me: 
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thismightsuck said:
craaazzzyyyy shit son
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shardashian said:
um is your mom asking if SHE can smoke weed in it?! i think so
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softcoeur said:
best mom ever, holy shit hahashahah
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