October 2011
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September 2011
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“Matt Jordan is a filthy excuse for a human being.”
– Charlotte Addams via Pass The Mike
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bisforpiano asked: Drunk Matt Jordan, what is the secret to life?
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charlotteaddams replied to your post: do the yankees enjoy fucking red sox nation right square in the butt?
Fuck you, buddy.
We’ll let you know how a postseason feels, since you guys won’t know.
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ginasomething asked: do the yankees enjoy fucking red sox nation right square in the butt?
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lovebrighter asked: what does it take to make a shirt rain friendly?
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thebipolarbear-ah asked: How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop?
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stillmonnielicious asked: Do you have cable?
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bisforpiano asked: Story time! Craziest thing one of your exes ever did?
“I’ll have you know I AM a sassy black lady, no matter what.”
– Matt Jordan (via thebipolarbear-ah)
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Watchlatenightjimmy:
Elmo joined Andy Samberg and Jimmy on the show last night and read a few Thank You Notes of his own! He’s the best.
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