April 2009
thefranticsearch:
100 days, 100 nights-sharon...
GUESTBREAKER: You Don't Drink.
dealbreaker:
Really? Not at all? How about a Margarita…no you’re right that does have alcohol in it. You just want to get to know each other by talking? Sure we can talk…uh huh…totally…you don’t say…nope fuck this shit. I was hoping to make out with you later and maybe even take off each other pants and that’s just not going to happen without alcohol. Dating is super awkward (I can’t even look...
I am from the future and I am already annoyed by...
ohryankelley:
Chromeo - Fancy Footwork (Death to...
March 2009
Watchiamcharlotteaddams:
How You Love Me Now - Hey Monday
lamebot:
Stealers Wheel — Stuck in the Middle With...
Watchjakeandamir:
VideoGames
Why are they using Nintendo Gamecube controllers with XBox 360 headsets? I love Jake & Amir but this is such a fail, I can’t enjoy the video.
[EDIT] There isn’t even a TV. Nevermind, this is a fucking win.
apeasnpickleslife:jspurg:
Fall Out Boy ft Joe...
You guys know its Tuesday and not Wednesday right?
And I thought I was the drunk one.
“I like that when you Google “Safari”, Apple’s browser Safari...”
– lamebot
Isles & Glaciers = An Indie Kid Dream.
Isles & Glaciers is a musician collective and Supergroup,[1] consisting of members from Chiodos, Emarosa, Cinematic Sunrise, Pierce the Veil, Underminded, The Receiving End of Sirens, and The Sound of Animals Fighting. They recently recorded material for their debut album from December 3rd through the 13th in Seattle, Washington. The debut record is being produced by Casey Bates, who...
copperinsides:
iammattjordan:
Pierce The Veil...
Pierce The Veil - Beat It (Michael Jackson Cover)
...
firecrackers:sirho7mes:
Selfish - Slum Village Ft....
mel: damn. did the president just fire the head of GM?
mel: this is getting real.
molly: oh god. i'm next. i'm next.
molly: i can't get fired.
mel: whoa.
mel: are you secretly the CEO of a car company that's been receiving bailout money?
molly: no, but I stole a shitload of snacks and office supplies from work, and i've been feeling really guilty.
molly: it's been eating me up inside.
mel: actually that might just be because you've been eating nothing but goldfish and red vines for the last week.
molly: interesting theory.
molly: sidebar - is it bad to throw up bile? i can never remember.
Jay-Z - Success (Ft. Nas)
I used to give a shit,...
Super Mario Flash Game →
(via passthemike)
Watch Requiem for a Dream on Hulu →
lamebot:
(via movieoftheweek)
MATT. Watch it. It’s the movie of the fucking week. Watch it watch it watch it. :)
Okay!
“Tumblr has made my passion for rhetorical questions very difficult .”
– yourdp
“PUNCH KITTENS IN THE FACE.”
– mzchristine
Are there any Tumblrs that can make it to the CT...
Watchitsthereal:
Just some of the craziest things we heard this week.
Reblogging because, in the vein of Christina Milian movies, Zoe Saldana movies, and The Chappelle Show, via It’s The Real (The Best Hip-Hop Sketch Show), I’m continually forced to look at Nick Cannon’s stupid ass face.
Chappelle’s Kid: Nick Cannon’s ‘ilarious. Dave Chappelle: Man, fuck you son!...
Rapper Trick Daddy Has Lupus, Refuses Treatment →
I guess House was wrong, it really is Lupus.