November 2009
October 2009
I want to be Carlovely for Halloween.
acewepeel:
PBR and sweet tattoos and piercings and I’m SET.
My love of "liking" things on Tumblr is now a...
*screen punch*
That's why we're The New York Yankees.
claudianunezcespedes:
6 runs in an INNING BITTCCCHHH.
iamcharlotteaddams:
LOL Hartford.
I H8 you Char Addams.
An open letter to the Yankees.
claudianunezcespedes:
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER NOW. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT SCORE?
FAT GUY IN A LITTLE COAT
(via synecdoche)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(715): You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now.
An Actual Convo I Had With A 4 Year Old Kid In The...
Kid: Can you get me the cake?
Matt: Where is the cake?
Kid: In the fridge.
Matt: Did Mommy say it was okay?
Kid: ..Y-Yes.
Matt: Lets go make sure she said yes.
Kid: No!
Matt: Why not?
Kid: She gonna say no.
Matt: I thought she already said yes!
Kid: Don't tell her.
Matt: I'm not doing it.
Kid: Why not?
Matt: I'm not having your Mommy kick my butt. If I do it, I'll get in trouble.
Kid: We can get a gun and shoot her!
Matt: I'm still not doing it beca-... what?
Kid: We can get the bullets.
Matt: ...
Kid: We can shoot Mommy dead and get the cake!
Matt: Get out.
Kid: What?
Matt: Get out.
Kid: ...
Matt: ...
*kid leaves*
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Is a work office dream.