February 2009
kid-nothing-girl:
leslievette:
One of Those...
January 2009
Watchmcdavis:
danhacker:
‘Land of the Lost’ Super Bowl TV spot
This looks exactly like the type of movie I want a ‘Land of the Lost’ remake to be.
(via)
I have a really good PostSecret secret:
christinefriar:
I steal the Adderall my mom uses for her memory loss and use it at school. When she notices it’s missing, I blame it on her memory loss.
Things I Do and Say During A Game of Beer Pong →
cootersays is my hero today.
backtothis:
Metric - Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT...
Watchemmyblotnick:
It’s amazing how Lil Wayne manages to seem both gentle and cryptic talking to Katie Couric. He’s like the man-child of Oprah and a homeless meth addict, just tellin’ ghost stories to the PTA. Also, I want to personally congratulate whomever had the idea of filming Katie Couric and Lil Wayne bowling together; that is television.
I think someone should teach me the ways of the...
caffeinatedvegan:
and how not to get sued. =)
http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/69248824/tumblr-mixtape-etiquette-a-matt-jordan-opinion
soundtrackoftheweek:
Jack Black - Let’s Get It On...
People I Follow, & People That Follow Me.
Thanks for being cool people.
And the ones I actually get to talk to daily and that call, you guys are awesome. I quite enjoy every conversation I’ve ever had with you.
I may suck at times, but I’m generally happy you’ve stuck with me. Good friends + good company make this little link on the interwebs better.
- Matt
kapi:
Get Back - Ludacris
Tropic Thunder brought...
Seriously
alaskadrowns:
People who think Hayley Williams can’t sing are ignorant and should be required to spend a week sitting in on every choir class with my highschool choir director. She’d put them through every fucking vocal drill in existence and drive them to exaustion and tell them just how badly they suck.
Maybe then they’d realize how hard singing actually is (Real singing, not Jessica Simpson...
Last Night While I Was Bartending
Drunk Guy: Fuck Coco! I'm only human!
Coco: You sure you're not dancer?
DRAAAAAAAAAAANKS
piratekitten:
they’re in order. my dad does not have cancer. i’m never been so relieved in my entire life.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
:).
soundtrackoftheweek:
Bishop Allen - Middle...
tumboozle:
BAMBOOZLE 2009 ARTIST
Taking Back...
deathgab:
copycats:
“Decode” by Vitamin String...
BREAKING NEWS: Hayley Williams responds,... →
She wanted to do it herself and everything yo.
Gab: do you have teh monies?
Matt: your monies?
Gab: yes
Gab: because i have to do laundry
Matt: i spent it on cocaine
Gab: i need it now
Matt: i spent it on cocaine?
Gab: shut up?
Gab: hurry im about to leave
Matt: i spent it on cocaine!
Gab: BITCH
Matt: i spent it on cocaine.
Gab: ofmg
Gab: i hate you.
Matt Jordan & Kaytee present... Porn with Class
matt: why dont they make really classy acoustic music'd porn
matt: like with feist's i feel it all
matt: very tasteful
matt: but point is made
kaytee: let's work on this
kaytee: Matt Jordan & Kaytee present... Porn with Class
matt: yes
matt: really classy like that
matt: after they're done
matt: they clean up everything
matt: and take a shower
matt: and go out to eat
kaytee: they should cuddle for a while
kaytee: and say sweet things
matt: yup
matt: he should stroke her hair all loving
kaytee: they should be for special occasions
kaytee: Birthday sex
kaytee: Valentine's sex
kaytee: promotion at work sex
kaytee: vacation sex
matt: "i decided not to get on my plane and leave you" sex
kaytee: "this movie we watched was kind of arousing" sex
kaytee: "your body looks nice in that dress" sex
matt: "he said something so sweet that it turned her on" sex
kaytee: "it's business time" sex
matt: "the kids are at a sleepover" sex
kaytee: "snowed in" sex
matt: "accepted marriage proposal" sex
kaytee: "my team is going to the playoffs" sex
matt: "you watched sex and the city and didnt want to, so you deserve some" sex
kaytee: "we had a fight over picking china patterns" make up sex
matt: "you had a long day at work so i'll help you relax" sex
kaytee: "you just got your legs waxed" sex
matt: "we kissed and i just had to have you" sex
kaytee: "i just flew 1500 miles to see you" sex
matt: post "footsies under the table during dinner with other people" sex
kaytee: that one wins
kaytee: set to some ben harper or iron & wine
matt: some aqualung
kaytee: just think about all the money we would make
kaytee: porn for the suburban couple to enjoy together
