December 2008
The Hills is over, now The City?
I wish these stupid bland boring blond Laguna Beach bitches would blow out the pilot light in the oven, light a candle, turn on the gas, and take a nap on the kitchen floor.
I think I love Britney Spears.
(via frangry)
I'm gonna clean and watch Britney.
I hope the pizza gets here during commercial break.
“I hope that kid dies in a fire.”
– Matt (via beverlyhasablog)
November 2008
cuterock:
young and divine - show me you’re alive
carlovely:
forever the sickest kids - hey...
Question;
taramichelle:
What are you all watching on telly right now?
True Life episodes on MTV.
“You can pay for school, but you can’t buy class.”
– Jay-Z (via missdreass)
True dat.
(via betterthancupcakes)
It is actually insane how often I quote Jay-Z in conversation. Man is a literary genius, ha.
(via exclamation) (via allthiscanbeyours)
Three Of Your Favorite Tumblrs Dancing In Elf... →
Well, probably not your favorites. This is what it would’ve been at 4:30, had I not been face down in a pillow, unconscious.
And yes, I have that much time. Don’t fucking judge me, you’re about to do it too.
Pittsburgh log # last one - Day # last day
martinis-in-a:
I came home at 5:40 a.m.
My dad is piiiiissed
I’ve been told to find somewhere else to stay for Christmas break
whatever I fucked up
Tonight was waaaay too fun to give a shit
waaaay too drunk tonight
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
my dad’s at work and I’m terrified for him to return.
my ass is grass
tonight was fun
I might be murdered/homeless after a few hours
it’s been...
“I could die right now, Clem. I’m just…happy. I’ve never felt that before. I’m...”
– Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (via acewepeel)
“UNBORN BABY FISHES? WHY DONT YOU JUST FEED ME PUPPIES???”
– A Disney Character’s thoughts on Caviar.
Jay-Z - A Billi (Freestyle Over Lil’...
Holy fuck I friggin love you guys
lindsayneedscoffee:
afghanistanbananastand:
allthiscanbeyours:
Showin’ me love like that…jeez. In the spirit of things, tumblrs I think everyone should follow and why:
iammattjordan - He is hilarious, and is probably responsible for 20% of my reblogs.
stupidinboston - Follow if only for crazy attractive GPOYWs. But seriously, awesome blog.
oooohindiekid - Makes fun of the annoying...
theduty:
theoisjonesing:
deegocracy:
Klaxons...
HEY KIDS. what do you do when you need to get...
fishy:
because I could really use some help here.
The Rocky Balboa Soundtrack.
